ben wyatt in » swing vote

it starts with little things. it will erase the smallest things without noticing.
and when it’s too late, you find yourself forgetting your name.
i don’t want to forget it all.
i don’t want to forget you.
please
#lipwibble
“Just waiting for my partner. Maybe you’ve seen her? Pretty girl, thinks she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, yet still manages to laugh at some of my jokes.”
ben wyatt in » swing vote
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
first in friendship, fourth in obesity.
tv show meme; one/five shows
→ parks and recreation
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7



I could’ve kicked Castle to the curb years ago. Anytime I wanted to. Only reason I kept him around this long was because I saw how good he was for you. Kate, you’re the best that I’ve ever trained, maybe the best I’ve ever seen. But you weren’t having any fun before he came along. We speak for the dead. That’s the job. We are all they’ve got once the wicked rob them of their voices. We owe them that. But we don’t owe ‘em our lives.
30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
Day 4: A pairing you
likeLOVE from the show → Ness